Excuse My French

Tucked away in Flamands and minutes from the beach, this spa-like sanctuary offers three ensuite bedrooms and sublime privacy, ideal for families or friends who appreciate understated elegance.

Architecture & Layout
Spread across lush tropical surroundings with two separate buildings, Villa Excuse My French centers around a courtyard and pool that anchor the indoor-outdoor flow. The main house contains an open-plan living and kitchen area, while the third bedroom is housed in a separate pavilion across the garden for added privacy.

Suites & Interiors
Bedrooms (3 Total): primary Suite: Located in its own pavilion, accessible via a spiral staircase. Euro King-size bed, ensuite bathroom, private large terrace.
Bedrooms 2 & 3: Euro King-size beds, ensuite bathrooms (showers and sinks), private terraces overlooking the courtyard, and they share a toilet in the corridor.
Interior Design: The great room features clean, minimalist lines with modern comforts, including HD TV, sound system, air conditioning, and seamless access to outdoor terraces.

Shared Social Spaces
An airy living-dining area opens onto the pool terrace, encouraging open flow between indoor comfort and outdoor lounging. The fully equipped kitchen leads out to the outdoor dining space and BBQ area.

Pool & Outdoors
Create your private oasis around the 10-meter pool, surrounded by a stylish deck with sun loungers and encircled by lush garden privacy, perfect for relaxation or cooling dips.

Signature Service

At Villa Excuse My French, our Signature Service ensures that chef & butler-level touches are included at no additional cost, so your stay feels indulgent, serene, and effortless from beginning to end.

• 3 bedrooms:
• Master pavilion suite with Euro king bed, ensuite bath, private terrace, and garden views
• Two Euro king bedrooms with ensuite baths, private terraces, and a shared corridor toilet
• 3 ensuite bathrooms with modern showers and sinks + 1 shared corridor toilet
• Air conditioning in bedrooms and living areas
• Minimalist open-plan living and dining great room
• HD TV and sound system
• Fully equipped modern kitchen with direct access to outdoor dining and BBQ area
• Central courtyard anchoring the layout with seamless indoor-outdoor flow
• 10-meter private pool with sun loungers and surrounding deck
• Shaded terrace with outdoor seating and BBQ setup
• Lush tropical garden surroundings offering privacy and tranquility
• Contemporary architecture with spa-inspired finishes and natural tones
• Spiral staircase leading to elevated master pavilion
• Located in Flamands, minutes from the beach, Cheval Blanc, and ~7 minutes from Gustavia

Private Chef & Multilingual Local Butler included, at No Extra Charge

Chef Experience:

• Each villa comes with its own private chef at no extra cost.
• Your private chef will prepare the delicious gourmet dishes that elevate your dining experience during your stay in St Barts.
• Each fine dining experience is customised to your dietary preferences and desires. Sample an vast array of dishes only limited by your desire and your appetite.
• Enjoy your meals upon request, ask for any style of international cuisine your taste buds crave, favourite dishes from back home or explore the local French-Creole cuisine.
• Our chefs specialise in a wide variety of fine dining experiences.

Butler Service:

• Relax with a seamless luxury experience made special by your multilingual butler without the price point of your rental changing.
• We want your stay to be exclusive, private, and tailored to your needs so your only job on the island will be to relax and have fun.
• Discover the island without a language barrier when you stay with us you get a complimentary Multilingual Butler to serve your every need.
• If you don’t speak English, or French, which are the main languages of the island, with your butler you’ll still be able to navigate St. Barts and easily communicate with locals and other travellers.
• Your butler wants to make your experience in St Barts bespoke by: mixing your cocktails, driving to the beach ahead of you to set up umbrellas and lounge chairs, and guide you to popular or exclusive island experiences.

Our Guest Experience Concierge service transforms your St. Barts getaway into an unforgettable luxury experience tailored precisely to your needs.

From the moment you book your villa, our dedicated team works behind the scenes to ensure every aspect of your stay exceeds expectations.

Your personal concierge will:

• Arrange all your transportation from arrival to departure
• Create custom itineraries based on your interests
• Secure reservations exclusive restaurants found in St. Barts
• Organize activities from yacht charters to snorkeling expeditions
• Provide 24/7 travel expertise and guest support services throughout your stay

Our concierge experts hold the secrets that are set to open you to the St. Barts hidden venues and most coveted experiences. For you, they’ll arrange anything you want from a private sunset champagne picnic on a secluded beach to a helicopter tour of St. Barts stunning coastline. Our guest services specialize in making your experience one of a kind.

Leave the details to us while you immerse yourself in the unparalleled beauty and sophistication that makes St. Barts the Caribbean’s crown jewel of luxury travel.

• Guest Feedback: *“*A modern garden sanctuary with serene privacy and chic design, escapist and restorative.”
• We love the villa’s retreat ambiance, spa-inspired minimalism, lush garden privacy, and stylish finishes all matched with thoughtful layout.

Perfect For

Small families or a group of up to six seeking a private, tranquil retreat near Flamands Beach, without sacrificing comfort or contemporary flair. Close enough for beach strolls, yet hidden enough for lasting calm.